The Greatness of Gundams
If you were in a room alone with a woman… what would you do? Would you try to kiss her? Would you try to woo her? Or would you watch Gundam in cartoon network?
When a woman had a rough day, she runs to her man for comfort. The peg for this would be a woman running in slow mo to her lover in open arms with such longing. Visualize that and right when they’re about to have that blissful embrace the lover stops, lies down, and gazes on an open TV… showing damn Gundams.
But hey, a woman can’t compete with a Gundam, especially those with add-ons. They’re potential collections-- Little robots gallivanting around dimensions with their human friend that doesn’t really do anything when they’re fighting. And of course there are the jellyfish looking creatures that float in mid-air. And the triplets who talked at the same time and dressed up as robots so as not to be detected by the enemy! It’s really fantastic actually. And the great thing about it? There’s a moral in the story. That’s why you shouldn’t keep your eyes off the TV. If you don’t pay attention, you just might not get the moral ending. It’s vital. Watch.
Commercial. Time to do a little kissy- kissy. But wait! We might miss the Gundams when they fight the bad Gundam. Cartoon network has short commercials. Between building yourself up for some kissy- kissy and a commercial about another cartoon, there’s really not much time for the kissy-kissy. And what’s this? A kid who controls a robot to do good in the city? Amazing.
These are things vital in life. Cartoons freakin rock. It’s no wonder kids love them so much. You learn so many wonderful things about morals in such a creative way. Just take a look at the way they’re drawn. Details people. Details. Tsk. Some people just don’t understand.
So if you really weigh the idea of being with a woman and watching Gundams with add-ons that teaches you moral lessons in the end… you should go with the latter. It just makes sense in the end.
When a woman had a rough day, she runs to her man for comfort. The peg for this would be a woman running in slow mo to her lover in open arms with such longing. Visualize that and right when they’re about to have that blissful embrace the lover stops, lies down, and gazes on an open TV… showing damn Gundams.
But hey, a woman can’t compete with a Gundam, especially those with add-ons. They’re potential collections-- Little robots gallivanting around dimensions with their human friend that doesn’t really do anything when they’re fighting. And of course there are the jellyfish looking creatures that float in mid-air. And the triplets who talked at the same time and dressed up as robots so as not to be detected by the enemy! It’s really fantastic actually. And the great thing about it? There’s a moral in the story. That’s why you shouldn’t keep your eyes off the TV. If you don’t pay attention, you just might not get the moral ending. It’s vital. Watch.
Commercial. Time to do a little kissy- kissy. But wait! We might miss the Gundams when they fight the bad Gundam. Cartoon network has short commercials. Between building yourself up for some kissy- kissy and a commercial about another cartoon, there’s really not much time for the kissy-kissy. And what’s this? A kid who controls a robot to do good in the city? Amazing.
These are things vital in life. Cartoons freakin rock. It’s no wonder kids love them so much. You learn so many wonderful things about morals in such a creative way. Just take a look at the way they’re drawn. Details people. Details. Tsk. Some people just don’t understand.
So if you really weigh the idea of being with a woman and watching Gundams with add-ons that teaches you moral lessons in the end… you should go with the latter. It just makes sense in the end.
- Live like there's no tomorrow. and watch the damn Gundams like it's your last.
posted by AveragePsycho at
1:22 AM
5 Comments:
I don't watch Gundam, but the things we need in life, we learn from comicbooks and cartoons.
i understand the comic books, the action figures, and the cartoons but rei-rei... i got bumped off because of gundam...what's the use of learning it if people don't use the knowledge?
try watching kim possible, that always gets me in the mood! or bioman, pink5 is so hot!
dude, id pick the woman over any cartoon in a heart beat. unless smallville is on. atleast yun totoong tao! ha!
hahahaha!
actually Shali, depende talaga kung anong show eh. Kissy kissy you can have after, pero walang reruns yung ibang episodes eh. ^_^ hahahahaha.
Joke lang of course. hahaha.
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